The Poop Bandit will take your yard from a sh*t show to a show stopper.
Tired of the little “gifts” your furry friends keep leaving behind in the yard? Or worse, the crappy neighbors who don’t pick up at the playground? (You know who you are?!) Whether you’re a homeowner or an HOA board member, why not treat yourself to a solution that keeps on giving (or rather, taking away) week after week? Meet Mike Wright, the mastermind behind Poop Bandit!
Simply sign up for Poop Bandit’s affordable weekly service and—POOF!—your poop problems vanish!
So, what is Poop Bandit? It’s exactly what it sounds like: a pet waste disposal service dedicated to scooping up dog poop from your yard. Cleaner? Check. Healthier? Absolutely. And guess what? Dog poop is not fertilizer, so say goodbye to those brown patches in your grass! We even offer a No Poop Guarantee—if we miss a spot, just give us a shout, and we’ll make it right.
What’s more? We’re actually a local, home-grown business, not one of those faceless franchises. “We have a real stake in keeping our town beautiful,” says Mike. So, if you’re a homeowner or an HOA managing common areas with waste disposal stations, give us a try. You’ll love what you don’t see (or smell)!”
So why wait? Let the Poop Bandit take care of the dirty work while you enjoy your yard without the mess.
